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POSTING FROM SAL !!! July 2011 Two nuns were shopping at a local super market. As
they passed the beverage section, one nun said to the
other, “Since it’s so hot out wouldn't it be nice to have a
cool beer with dinner.” The second nun answered,
“Indeed it would, Sister, but I would feel uncomfortable
walking up to the check-out counter with a six-pack.” The
first nun said, “Don't worry about that. I can handle that
problem.” She then picked up a six-pack and headed for
check-out. As she laid the six-pack on the counter the
cashier winked at her and smiled. The nun promptly
explained. “We use beer to wash our hair. Back to the
convent we call if Catholic Shampoo.” Without blinking an
eye, the cashier reached under the counter.and pulled
out a package of pretzel sticks, placed them in the bag
with the beer and said, “The curlers are on the house.” |
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